Tales From The Rebellion Gallery Of Shame

Here, you can find all kinds of interesting and snide pictures, sounds and links to fun Tales From The Rebellion-related things, if you're into that sort of thing.

Sounds

Listen to Vul-Dea, the Rebellion operative from parts 18 and 19, voice provided by Lorenzo Music as Carlton The Doorman from the television series "Rhoda".

Pictures

[Nifty .JPG of
stormtroopers ready for action.]

Here, the Empire's best prepare to get wasted by Larson and Chip. Smile for the camera, boys! (All stormtroopers are white male humans, it is the Empire after all.)
[.JPG of
stormtrooper firing blaster.]

Here, a cleverly disguised Larson expresses his displeasure with the Empire's stance on intergalactic trade and the controversial tariff structure of the Inner Core.

The Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader, ponders how to deal with a pair of unpredictable lunatics who call him 'Cybernetic Bronchitis' and have openly speculated about how he uses the toilet in his suit.

He decides to put off a decision until the weekend.

Larson and Chip try to boost their position on the Most Wanted list by parking in a "no-hover" zone.
[Picture of Greg
Proops]

Chip Stevens, Rebellion operative extraordinaire, tries out his winningest smile on the babes.

The babes reject him horribly and he returns to his work.

The Y-Wing is the workhorse of the Rebellion and can do all kind of neat things. The Y-Wing flown by Larson and Chip looks just like the one at right except it has a huge ridiculous gun strapped to the bottom of it.
[Picture of
A-Wing]

On the other hand, the A-wing (pictured at left) Space Superiority Starfighter is designed to do one thing very well: shoot stuff. Is it any wonder that Larson wanted to fly one? Is it any wonder the GM wouldn't let him?

Here, we see the finest that the Empire has to throw at the Rebellion. The TIE-In, or the TIE Interceptor is a nasty little ship, but it "blows up real good" when you shoot it, to use the vernacular.
[Picture of Imperial
Star Destroyer]

On the other hand, the Star Destroyer, pictured at left, blows up stuff real good. Larson and Chip never managed to bag a Star Destroyer (they didn't want to think small), but they did get an Interdictor, which looks a lot like a Star Destroyer only smaller. Not like you can tell when you look at this picture how big it's supposed to be. Well, it's Lucasfilm Pretty Darn Big, that's how big.

[Picture of
Proops singing, Slattery nearby]

Many people aren't aware that "Tales From The Rebellion" was originally conceived as a musical. Here, in a scene that was cut from that nascent project, Chip sings of his tragic escape from Minerva. Larson, at left, provides a beatnik style snap-beat.

[Picture of
Toksvig and Slattery appearing to pretend to smoke]

This scene was eventually cut from the film. Larson (at left) tries to teach the Generic Rebel Commander #4 how to hold a Corellian cigar.

[Picture of
Slattery holding big cottony ears to his head. Proops watches.]

Also cut from the film was this scene, where Larson tries to convince Chip to wear big cottony ears to disguise himself as the dreaded Winterbeast of Molaxis 4.

The Colonel (we haven't met him yet) ponders his fate.

Slicer Mary ponders her fate.

[Picture of
Johnathan Pryce in military uniform]

Kestren ponders the fate of Larson and Chip. Judging from the expression, it's not a happy one.

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