Federal Bureau of Investigation: Special Affairs

"And you will know the truth
And the truth will make you free." ------John 8:32


[Seal of
the FBI]


ATTENTION ALL SPECIAL AFFAIRS AGENTS. THE FOLLOWING IS AN ENCODED MESSAGE FROM CENTRAL ONE SIX NINER

Bowling balls and golf balls fall at the same speed in a vacuum. Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is a harsh mistress. My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun. The sun is a mass of incandescent gas. Inertia is a property of mass. Stop.


I've unexpectedly reboot this game at very short notice. Let's see how it goes!


FBI-SAD Links. Have fun with them. Hope you get as many campaign ideas from them as I did.


FBI-SAD Terminology. Some of the many terms used by the real-life FBI and by the made-up Special Affairs Department.


TASK FORCE WATERMARK. The designation assigned to the group of characters. Jump in and see what's what! My comments are in
very small print like this (sorry non-Netscapers...as soon as I figure out a better way, I'll do it.)
. The most under-construction part of the site.

Special!

Take the Special Affairs Department CIA QUIZ!

DISCLAIMER

This site is a work of fiction. It has links to real organizations on it. It makes references to real people. Sometimes it even puts their pictures next to references to them. However, this does not change the fact that this is a work of fiction. If they threaten to sue me, I will take these pages down at once, or at least edit them out. They did not, to my knowledge, do any of the things I ascribe them to do. In fact, it is my belief that there are no such things as extraterrestrials, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, mages, Loch Ness Monsters, bigfeet, auras, Kirilian or otherwise, crystal powers, pyramid powers, energy vortexes, space warps, alien abductions, alien implants, efficient engines that run on seawater, CIA mind control devices, psychic powers, precognition, Section Z of the CIA, the Special Affairs Department of the FBI, or Santa Claus. It is therefore no surprise to me that the government denies any knowledge of them. I would, on the other hand, be extremely surprised if the people I list on this site even think about these things once in the context of their professions, much less enter into the sort of grand, global conspiracy that I describe.

So one last time for those who weren't paying attention the first time. This is fiction. These people never did anything worse than turn up on WWW sites, and I took them and made them into grey-moralled spooks. I'm an unfair bastard, but I'm not ashamed. I've painted these people no darker than historians have painted some very innocent people, and I at least have the guts to come out and say that my subject is fictional.

DISCLAIMER NUMERO TWO-O: While it is true that FBI hiring practices have been blatantly discriminatory in the past (Hoover, who once had the final say on all personnel matters, excluded not only women and Negroes, but Jews as well), and that sexism continues to be a problem at many levels of government, I would like to state for the record that my opinion is that the federal government as a whole has been moving in the right direction over the last few years, with the active recruitment of women and minorities. However, in the game, I portray several aspects of the government as retaining sexist and racist tendencies. This is with the full knowledge (and even the suggestion of) my players. (They wanted the Female 1-Point Flaw.) Again, this is not an accusation, nor a statement of fact. It is a statement of fiction.


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