(OOC) Joker says, "Go ahead and pose what you're doing and where...you 60
year old alien you. ;-)" 

Riding on his decked out newly improved SpazFrag space bike, Lobo flies
down onto Gotham's streets. The large grey haired man still looks like he
could kick serious butt. He's currently pounding on his bikes computer
screen and cursing "What the frag... stupid autopilot, when I get my hands
on that dealer..." 

The bike has landed right in front of one of Gotham's largest videoboards. 
The late night crowds ignore it...but a beautiful woman in a pink string
bikini (if -that-!) appears on it cooing "Ooo....it's -you-." Right at
Lobo! She beckons with one perfectly formed finger and indicates a
videophone booth right at the base of the board. "Ooh, you're the main
man...I've been -waiting- for -you-, sweetie..." she cooes, her voice
smooth as silk and sexy as...well, as something really sexy. The woman
then disappears, without trying to sell anyone anything. Odd. 

Lobo blinks a few times, then grins wide "Well helloooo. 'Bout time I got
a welcome like that upon coming to this mudball." He looks at the vidphone
"Want me pick up eh? Sure thing babe, har har." He steps off the bike and
walks over to the phone. 

It blinks on, without a credit card. Must be busted. A voice comes through
the speakers first. Weirdly familiar, but, ah, a man's voice. "Welcome
back." it says. The woman appears on the screen and simpers a bit, but a
man in a purple coat with a pale white face saunters onto the screen with
her and it becomes clear that it is him talking. Funny, there's no room
behind him. Must be some kind of security feature. "There's a lot more
where she came from, and money, and most of all -attention-, if you're
interested in having a little fun on this..." a nanosecond pause, and the
scanty records on Lobo on the planet, everything he ever said or did or
wanted analyzed again, searched through three times, and finally the man
says "...mudball." A grin splits his face. Good resolution on that camera.
You can see the laugh lines. 

Lobo reaches into his pocket and pulls out an old cigar, smoking has
probably been outlawed, but he doesn't care. He lights it and grins "I'm
not sure who you are Clyde, but right now yer speaking all the right
languages. Just keep showing me that pretty little number ya got right
there and I'll keep listening."

Joker snaps his fingers and the girl, perversely, disappears. "You don't
need to know who I am. And you don't need to be distracted while I tell
you this. I'll bring her back in a second." Faces of 'heroes' of various
stripe appear on the screen and move to the left and right. "The ones on
the left are fighting the ones on the right. The ones on the left."
(There's Superman.) "...are tearing up America's military bases. The ones
on the right..." (Check out the Superbabe...) "...are trying to stop
them." The pictures start to cycle through various images of each of the
heroes: Superman in the fifties, the sixties, today...Wonder Woman in
various incarnations and guises...whoa! Was that picture of Supergirl
nude? No, couldn't have been...could it? The Joker reappears. "Why they're
fighting is really dull, trust me, and who wins is more or less
irrelevant. Your job is to keep the ones on the right out of the news. I
can almost fill a whole news program with just the ones on the left, but
attention spans are still too long. I need just a -little- more mayhem, of
any variety you like, but be -sure- it makes big news, capice? Say yes and
I bring the babe back and you can have as much money as you want. I've
smuggled in some Corona from Mexico, the only place you can get good beer
in North America anymore, so your stash is waiting whether or not you say
yes." 

Lobo blows smoke at the computer screen. He seems a bit annoyed that the
first girl has disappeared, but he likes what he sees after. He grins as
old memories begin to spark "Yeah yeah yeah... mayhem... heh." he nods
"Yeah Clyde I got ya... you want me to do this job eh? I think I like it."

Lobo looks at the screen some more trying to place the smiling guy's face
"Hey yeah.. I think I know yaz.. from them papers... yeah..." 

Joker nods. "That's right. You won't be the only man I've got...but you're
the main one." The girl reappears. "Sorta makes me wish I'd taken over a
radio telescope years ago." he says with a smirk. "I didn't even have to
go to a cheap bar to get muscle."Contact information flashes across the
bottom of the screen. "Don't think too hard about who I am." 

Lobo takes a few puffs from his cigar and nods slowly "Yeah yer that Joker
guy. I must say I've liked yer stuff Clyde, very original." He shrugs
"Course here I thought they finally fragged ya. But yaz be back now eh?" 

Joker shakes his head. "No." he says with a giggle. It comes from speakers
behind Lobo. "They killed me, all right. They really did." The laugh
increases and tears its way around the booth, then seems to escape,
blaring from the videoboard speaker momentarily (everyone else thinks it's
a burst of static, but Lobo knows better). The woman blows Lobo a kiss and
slowly fades. The contact information (and where the beer is hidden) glows
on the screen a moment more, a map drawing itself out from Lobo's current
location to the beer. 

(OOC) Joker says, "I've got to get to sleep. One last pose from you? And
then you don't ened me around to do Elseworlds RP anymore. Mayhem away
with whatever you want." 

Lobo grins wide as he sees the location of the beer "Money, babes, beer...
Clyde them's is all the magic words for me. You wants me to bang some
heads you got it."