You head into RP Room One. Out Joker enters from the IC Nexus. Joker has arrived. Two-Face stands at the fire, the unsullied lines of his face illuminated and smooth, pondering something in his wine glass, apparently. He's smeared fingerprints all over one side of the glass, but the other is as glistening and polished as it was when it came out of the cabinet, presumably. The rest of the room is vague, shadowy and dim, obscuring the hideous snarling leer of the other side of his face. He looks up quickly as the Joker comes in, and looks surprised. The Joker Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages, behold a modern marvel, a mystery of mayhem, an artist of anarchy, the clown of chaos! This is the Joker, kiddies and while he might look like a figure from a normal deck of playing cards there certainly is nothing plain and ordinary about this very alive character. Standing a lanky six feet tall, he may not seem to look his nearly two hundred pounds of weight, but perhaps most of that is made up with his ever-present toothy grin. His skin his a pure milk, seemingly void of the live that is displayed in his very animated features however. Atop his taunt thin face is a mop of untamed curl bright green hair, which is as wild as the sparkle in his piercing green eyes, hidden in his dark brows. Bright red lips contort to form an absurd smile that would seem to dominate his features, with a deep hearty laugh hidden just behind those broad pearly whites. Ever the man of fashion and trend setting, the Joker is decked out in the his trademark colors of orange and purple. Polished dress shoes complete the lines of his stylish and roomy suit of a bright purple, with the jacket with a traditional sort with the tails and plenty of pockets for all sorts of goodies. The bright orange shirt is buttoned up to the collar, where there is a simple green bow-tie. On the right lapel is a bright pinned carnation to complete the ensemble. Two-Face(#728Pnc) This man is tall, slim and square-shouldered. He has a gently sloping chin, a smooth complexion, well-coiffed brown hair, a genial, easy, blue-eyed gaze, slender, lean arms, strong, well-formed hands, and a confident, easy gait. On his right. His left side is horribly deformed and scarred, the skin a horrible greenish-grey, twisted and hideous. His left eye is distended and yellowish, with a burning red pupil, staring in an eternal, awful scowl of hatred, his lips pulled back in a ghastly sneer. On that side, his hair is splayed out wildly, whitened with a repulsive purplish sheen. His left hand, though physically unmarred, tends to congeal itself into a crumpled, twitchy mass of muscle and flesh. His voice is low and compelling, from deep in his chest, though he almost always appears to be talking out of the side of his mouth. His suit is white and black: split right down the middle. His right side wears a white jacket with black cuffs and buttons, his left a black jacket with white cuffs and buttons. His tie is silk, very expensive, tied carefully, and white on the right and black on the left. His shirt is black on the right and white on the left. His slacks have clean lines and are obviously well-tailored, and are white on the left and black on the right. His left shoe is a gleaming, well-polished black and his right shoe is a gleaming, well-polished white. All in all, he gives a rather dizzying, stomach-churning impression of wealth, power and obsession. Two-Face looked at you. Joker goes IC. You go IC. "Dim and dreary, my-my, Harv, have you stumbled upon the bat's little hidey-hole? I dare say, that would be most interesting, wouldn't it?" The Joker actually winks to you as he meanders into the room, making no effort to conceal or hide himself, especially not since he was brought here. More or less. But the cash to talk him into it certainly helped. Strolling over to to you, he joins you by taking up a glass and pouring himself a glass of the wine *right* to the top, to the point of it spilling over. He leans in to sip at it. Loudly. "Never can get too much when it is free." You say "Saw you made it out a few days after us. I don't think this is the bat's doing. It...the bat's not exactly the Agatha Christie drawing-room scene type, is he? Whoever this is checks out a /little/ bit anyhow. I guess you got the same invitation I did...or was it more like mine?" *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip* Joker smacks his red lips as he looks to you, up from his filled wine glass and hurms? he was only half paying attention? Expect the night to be filled with little things such as this. "The Bat? Why, Harv! If this was batman's idea we'd be all in chains, battered and beaten, perhaps even in a box... now, there's a lovely idea, to do to him, but alas, he wonders where I get my notions for violece from?" He winks again as he sweeps up his glass after he had been so careful with it momennts before, sloching wine all over the counter. He estures to a pair of chairs. yes, a pair. "A note in the way of two gentlemen stepping out of the darkness... something I am used to by now, trust me, but these two were morepolite than Batsy and Birdboy. Inviting me has been a treat, Harv, live of a king. Perhps we have a fan, an admirer. I get first dibs if she is a she,a nd you can have sloppy seconds?" Two-Face replies, without apparent emotion. "That seems fair. Otherwise you would have terrible thirds, which is even worse." he says. "Though I doubt we have mutual admirers. Mutual enemies to the left and to the right, yes, but admirers? I imagine it's a business proposition, though I think it's a trap." "Task, tsk, Harv! Come now, you were an upstanding young man with a promising career. You have also been a terrible monster that has maimed and killed witht he best of us, so you could have a secret admirer on either side of the board. Of course you would have to cover up, that half there..." Joker gestures to the _unscarred_ half of your face as he settles himself into a chair, legs crossed, glass held high as he looks over it at you. "A trap, my-my, and I thought it was only Batman that was permanently paranoid. What has your boxers and briefs in double-hitch knots?" Two-Face scowls - it's a ugly process, bunching up the flesh of his face into an awful, crushed-up hateful stare, his eyes narrowing like a predatory animal's. "There's nothing left to admire." he snarls. "Not inside or out. On either side. I'm just a businessman. Not everything in the world is a show, though it all may say /something/." Joker pshaws to you as that smile twists upwards, his own face controrting in his own manner as he seems to finally have gotten a reaction he was looking for. "Now, Harv, business is the ultimate sho-... well, not quite, but it is indeed quite a show! Oh, the spectical of it all. The numbers and senses of it, people putting on their faces and fancy clothes to play a part they don't wish to. Come now, harv, you have to be reasonable." Joker then tips his glass back and forth, spilling wine on the floor as he tips right, sipping as he tips left. "Really, Harv, you are quite an actor yourself. A man playing two parts even, always on stage for each other as well as the world." Two-Face waves a hand a little, gracefully, artfully. "It's masks all the way down." he says cryptically. "So you plannin' a show?" Joker sighs now and shakes his head at you, "Now, now, Harv. That would be telling, and this Holiday season I have a way to spread the Holiday smear, er I mean cheer. But if I were to say it aloud Santy Claws might hear, and I'd go from his 'Nice' to 'Naughty' list. All that hard work to get a shiny new bike out the window, just to tell you my idea, to share among a colleauge! Oh,t he horror of it all, can't you see? But then, since you are the sinner of all sinners, Harv, a laywer, perhaps you can find the loophole on how I could whisepr you my dirty little secrets and still be in the free and clear witht he Big Red Man." Two-Face pauses. He puts the wine glass down with a little 'click'. He takes a coin from his pocket - no, he takes The Coin from his pocket, and flips it. It glimmers in the air, then falls on the mini-bar near him. Scarred side up. "There is no Santa Claus." he growls viciously. "It's a lie, the best kind of lie, the lie parents tell kids, a lie ads tell shoppers, a lie celebrated and passed along like a golden treasure. If anything would make 'Claus' happy, it would be a lie, another lie, like 'we love you, sonny', or 'you're as beautiful as the day I married you', or 'new and improved', or 'liberty and justice for all.' Keep that in mind and you'll be forever his favorite." Joker sits, holding a glass of wine, half of it on the floor, half in the glass he holds, waving back and forth and taunting Two-face with, that glass half-full or is it half-empty? But, after having been 'called' here he's found his way in here and speaks with his 'companion at arms' as it were, him seated, harv ther with his coin a'slipping, seemingly having a discussion about the Holidays, of all things. "Tsk again, Harv! Trust me, from one head-jjob to another you're messed up! Seems to me like someone didn't get his pony he asked for for Christmas. What, dad gave you one too many lumps f coal?" Joker just smiles, wickly, as he knows the details he is toying with. "Oh, Harv, I am a favorite to many! adored by many. Perhaps like our host, should he or she show..." Two-Face sneers in an ugly fashion, "I had no father. I sprang full-grown from the brow of Justice, that whore." he mumbles. "Yeah. I got here two minutes early, myself." A hush seems to descend on the club as a rather large brute, well over seven feet, lumbers into the lit area that holds Joker and Two-Face's table. Garbed in a ceremonial mask, it stalks forward silently, coming to a stop a few feet away, then turns slightly, allowing another presence to come into view. A much more sedate one, a being whose features are well hidden by the green cloak it wears, its cowl pulled up to mask its face. Stepping past the obvious bodyguard, the hooded face turns to first survey the Joker, and then his companion. "Consider your host arrived, gentlemen. And I do hope ou will listen attentively to what I offer you both. For it is something that I am sure you will both appreciate, for it involves the downfall of a common irritant. A certain dark figure that sees itself as the saviour of this city." Two-Face pockets The Coin, which was scarred side up, on the minibar, and catches the wineglass back into his hand - his /other/ hand, which throws back the wine with a sloppy sort of chugging. He puts it back down. Clack. "Yeah? Who're you?" "Stains? Oh, my I loathe them as well. The clean up crew?" The Joker stands now, as the appearance of the host has been made, though he plays it off as though this is not the case. Holding his half-empty, half-full glass out he dramatically gestures to the puddle he has made on the floor. "Oopsie, oh my, it seems to be more of a mess than I though it was. My bad." He looks to Ra's and gives a winking pouty face. "All this service for me, I'm honored. A gentleman to throw down his cloak over the puddle for me? Well now..." The hooded figure simply watches the display by Joker while letting Harvey's question sit unanswered a moment, as Ubu steps forward in a threatening manner. Ra's hand slips out from the folds of the cloak to halt the large man's progress, and then his ages-old tone, a timber that reminds one of mountainous strength, continues. "I am ... your benefactor. More than that, you need not know for the moment. But what I offer is wealth, wealth beyond your imagining. And more, a chance to rid yourselves of a being that has plagued us all for too long. The Batman. Is this enough to pique your curiousities and interest, gentlemen?" Two-Face grins horribly, an ugly little sneer. "Yeah. Both of them are interesting. But you wouldn't be the first guy to come around here with a lot of money and a 'gimmick' promising wealth and power and an end to the Bat. So make your pitch /good/. We're listening, but we've heard the song before." he says coldly. Yawning a little, Joker is with Two-Face on this one, as he claims his chair, idly playing wiht his wine in his glass as though he is quite bored, especially at the sight of the bodyguard. However, once he is seated and legs crosses he looks to Ubu, snarls and chomps his teeth, and then winks. try it. Just... try it, big tough guy. But then Joker sighs, bored again as that little amusement is done. "I suppose you are Batboy's Batdad and you're _oh so_ cranky with how he's been taking the Batcar out for late night joy rides, leaving the Batseat up on the Batthrone, leaving empty Batmilk cartons int he Batfridge... and now you're offering the schoolyard bullies his lunch money to teach him a lesson?" But Joker leans forward now, perhaps showing a little interest, "Or do you mean *I* get to off the Bat? How money wealth are we talking of, exactly." "The wealth is no mere promise. It is a guarantee." Stepping closer, his voice drops to a quieter tone, "And the end of Batman can be enjoyed by you both, if that is your wish. Or by another, a pawn that I believe either of you would find appropriate as a tool to end his adventures. But if you truly wish to learn more, then you will have to agree to accompany myself to a place less public than this." Hand disappearing into his cloak once more, Ra's falls silent, letting you digest his words, then asks, "Is this agreed to, gentlemen?" Two-Face pauses. "You guys can fight over the Bat." he says quickly. "But I'll listen to the proposition anyway." Joker stands now, being the up-and-down machine that he is. He takes a sip of his wine, just a small sip, and then smirks as he pulls it away from his lips. "Very well then, let's have at it in private." He spins, turns, to stalk off in some direction as he tosses the wine glass back, over his shoulder, towards Ubu. Glass shatters, the glass smashes aside with a backhand by Ubu, the shards spraying whichever poor fool has wandered too close to the scene. "Very good. I shall make the arrangements for our departure immediately then." Hand stretching out, Ra's snaps his fingers softly, the sound strangely loud in the environment as everything else goes deathly quiet. There's a shifting sound, like an army moving all at once at the command of its general, and dozens, or rather tens of dozens, of shadows suddenly arise. Surrounding the group, they levy small crossbows in the direction of Joker and Two-Face quickly, and then several fire, small darts, not true quarrels, flying from their weapons towards the two men. Two-Face reaches for his .45, about to dive out of the way, but there are too many - he is struck in the side, and collapses over the couch, the gun dribbling onto the floor. Joker _doesn't_ attempt to get out of the way. He doesn't move, spin, dodge, weave or any of that. He simply stops and watches the dart enter him, looking down to it as he turns, to look at Ra, the dart, the Ra again. "Could have just used the car seat... get sleepy on... long... car rides...." Witht hat he collapses to the floor like a pile of dropped dirty laundry. Pulling back the hood of his cloak, Ra's Al Ghul stares down at his handiwork, at the two men now comatose before him. "This is the refuse that so plagues the Detective? And yet, he still manages to vex me. Perhaps, after this is through, I shall suffer them to live." He turns, waving a hand towards Ubu and the assassins, "Bring them, and be ... gentle. I would not want my pawns to think my hospitality unfit." Walking out before the group, he adds, "Ensure they remain sedated throughout the journey. I would not hear the prattle of the one known as the Joker, lest I find an end to his usefulness prematurely." Demon's Eye: Headquarters Sulfurous fumes wreathe the bowels of the volcano base, the hazy air lit up hellishly by the glow of the various lava channels coursing below the raised platform holding the headquarters. Steam hisses up at junctures as well, the natural geothermic energy being harnessed to power the huge structure and its various wings. In this central area, most of the key functions have been apparently situated. Glass and plastic mini-domes segregate the labs and communications zones. A large vaulted area to the eastern most edge seems to hold a private viewing area for the Immortal, a large holographic globe floating above a stand outlining the various ley lines worldwide. The southern most area holds a heavily-guarded fortification, electronic and physical security quite evident. At its core sits the infamous Lazarus Pit, fluids roiling constantly within it, and lab technicians constantly monitoring its condition. Contents: Ra's Al Ghul Obvious exits: Beach At the eastern edge of the volcanic retreat, a long table sits, its surroundings surprisingly sumptuous. At its head is the Immortal himself, seated with a glass of wine in hand. At the midpoint of the table, on either side, sits Two-Face and the Joker. The table itself seems set for a huge banquet, much more than is needed for merely the three there. Finally tiring of the wait, Ra's clears his throat and a small bevy of servants approach, carrying drinks and other containers. "Awaken them." At that, two of the retainers split off, one to each side, small vials in hand. Under the nostrils of the unconscious men are the opened containers waved. Two-Face catches the servant casually around the throat with a twisting, savage motion, slamming the rather surprised person's face onto the table with a sickening 'snap' of nose and an exhaled choking squeal of pain. Then he wakes up. He just holds the servant there a moment, as if he hasn't noticed what he's doing. Small sounds of asphyxiation comes from the servant's throat, and he glances over with surprise. His unscarred eye widens in surprise and he releases the servant as if he was red-hot. The man slumps down beneath the table, as unconscious as Two-Face himself was a moment earlier. He looks around carefully. "Where is this place? This ain't Long Island." "..humm, wha'?... no, no ma', just a few moments more... dreamin' of Pamela Lee 'fore t'duction..." Joker smacks his lips a few times as he is revived, shaking his head to clear it of the cobwebs, seemingly unaware even himself at what he just said. Blinking a few times as his vision clear, he looks up to his servant, not even flinching as Two-Face slams his down and smiles sweetly. "Thank you, kindly," he says as he takes the vial fromt he servant, to hold it under his nose and sniff from time to time, smiling and 'whoo!'ing softly each time. "Creepy Hide-Outs #5?" That answer is offered to Harv. Two-Face looks back at the Joker with a knowing gaze, as if sharing some kind of unspoken secret, then looks up the table, to Ra's. Joker looks to Harv as he snorts, winks, bats an eye, makes a kissy face, snorts and then looks to Ra as well. "Far from where you call home, gentlemen. And I will thank you to leave the help to their duties." A small wave of his hand sends the other minions over to the fallen one, hoisting the prone form up and scurrying off with him. From the shadows, Ubu steps forth, arms folded over his chest to stand behind the chair of Ra's, the masked face revealing nothing. "Let me first settle your concerns, Two-Face. Behold ..." On that word, a curtain is drawn away from the area behind the Joker and opposite Harvey. As it moves, glints of polished gold reflect the light brilliantly, until a king's ransom or more is revealed to the villain. "What say you now?" Ra's voice is cold, aloof. And holds a tone of finality in it. Two-Face eyes the gold greedily. And he eyes the gold with distaste. "Gold is nice. But I'm more worried about what it's paying for. If you owe me, I'm not worried about making you pay. Making people pay is easy. But I'm here to hear the deal. And *I*'m here to decide whether to take it." "Pish, posh, deal schmeal. The offer will be to kill the Bat and you get the gold. Or the girl. Perhaps both. Me? I want to hear the _details_ on how Mr. Gloom would wish for this to go down. Hammer tot he skull? Perhaps a vat of acid, ooh! Acid with sharks... but we'd have to engineer sharks that are immune to the acid..." Joker starts babbling as he rambles on an idea for a moment, to himself, just a mumbling to you all of course. He looks for something to write with, draw on, or heck, write or draw with. In his search he looks left, right, at Harv, at Ra, on either side of his chair, behind his chair and.... he whistles, loudly at the sight of all that gold. Two-Face offers the Joker one of those nifty ballpoint pens with a pencil on the other end. The pencil lead is all dull and broken, though. "Yeah, it's unanimous, three to zip. Let's hear the plan." Joker yeahyeahs and takes the pencil/pen thingy or something, idly drawing on the table as he doesn't look as his eyes go wide, looking and concentrating on all that gold - until you draw his attention elsewhere that is. "I require some ... renovating of Gotham. And such will also require a few deaths. But then, such a cost must be accepted, for the greater return. These alterations, in and of themselves, may put an end to the Detective, although that cannot be guaranteed. Too often in the past has he evaded such a fate, more than once by even your capable hands." Nodding to you both, he indicates the food on the table, "Enjoy the repast and I shall continue to enlighten you. Let it not be said that Ra's Al Ghul is not a gracious host." He takes a sip from his glass, then puts it down. "I will require your assistance in ensuring that the Batman and his allies do not interfere in the preparations that shall begin soon. I shall also endeavour to assist you with another distraction that the Batman shall not expect. Nor appreciate." Two-Face nods a little. "What kind of alterations are we talkin' about, Al? And what kind of preparations?" he asks. He selects an apple from the table, cuts it in half with a rather sharp knife, discards one half, and bites eagerly into the other. "What am I going to be sticking my neck out to cover up?" Death! That's enough to get the Joker's attenton away fromt he gold, as he turns to _intently_ listen to Ra speak now, wanting to know about death and destruction. But, wait, what! Metaphoric double-talk? Wah! Joker sighs and shakes his head, leaning back in his chair after waving off the food for the moment. He's got his girlish figure to maintain afterall. "Ring in the new Year with a big bang? Why, can't say as I haven't thought of that myself, but sharing the party of the century?" it's tempting, as the Bat is _always_ sticking his cowl into business before it can go off without a hitch... mostly. But, having these two saps around to keep Batman occupied, while he runs his own little 'side show' which is the main event, well.... "Gotham always was so gloom and doom, so a face-lift seems to be in order." Gazing thoughtfully at Two-Face, Ra's answers. "Let us say that half the city will look much more appetizing than the other, Two-Face, once all is done. The dichotomy of Gotham will be more pronounced, something that you should appreciate." The glimmer of a small smile touches the edges of his mouth, "The preparations themselves you need not be overly concerned with, although there are certain landmarks I may wish you to visit and 'survey'. Of greater concern will be your success in dealing with Gotham's famed 'heroes' and irksome authorities. I have no doubt that your particular talents will suffice to deal with them." His head slowly drifts to the side to take in the Joker next. "And the 'face-lift' I have intended will indeed be a show worthy of your attentions, Joker. Something that will be remembered for all time, no mere prank, but a true 'show stopper', if you will. One even more impressive than your work with the Boy Wonder not so long back." Two-Face mmms suspiciously. "It sounds dreadful. It sounds great. It's the stupidest proposition I've heard in a long time. It's sublime." he mumbles. "I hate it. But I think it's perfect." He nods, and says "No way." Then he shakes his head and says "Yeah." A pause. "I'll need more specifics, either way." he says, taking The Coin out of his pocket. "Yeah. Me too." he says, and flips the coin. It rolls gently down the linen tablecloth, across the little bloodstain left by the servant's broken nose, leaving a little red trail on the white, before it falls. Scarred side. He looks at it. He looks thoughtful. He looks up to Ra's and smiles, politely. "I'm in." he says sweetly. "That almost sounded like a challenge, Raza Ghoul," Joker winks as he leans back in his chair more, placing his feet up on the table for balance, his heands behind his head as he make shimself comfortable, on those two back legs. "A show of shows, why, each and every time I'm out there the kiddies are always looking for more. But it's nice to see that my recent exploits have reached even long lost caves," Joker smiles, beaming, proud with himself as he semi-gloats to Two-Face as he flips his coin. That's right, Two-Face, Joker did something nasty recently and even another baddy noticed it. "You guys would be lost without me, so... I'm in." "I am pleased to hear you both are amenable to this arrangement. It would have greatly displeased me to learn otherwise." As he speaks, Al Ghul's servants hurry forth to fill wine glasses to the brim for you both, Ra's himself lifting his glass in toast to you both. "The changes that shall be wrought to Gotham shall be felt throughout the world. Its echoes will change the lives of not just the millions within the cursed city, but across the globe. A new world order shall arise from the ashes, and if all goes well, you both will enjoy the fruits of this at levels you neither might expect." Two-Face waves his hand boredly. "Okay, Al, sure. Sure. But what /specifically/ is going to happen? I am not big on riddles. That's Nygma's field." he says. "That little twerp might get a hoot out of trying to put together all of the little pieces, but I'm a businessman, and I am, too, and I want to know exactly what it is we're supposed to be covering up for." "Yak, yak and there's your talk-back, Raza. Big words, little action so far." Joker suddenly springs forward, moving to lean forward, his legs sweeping away as he stands, hands thumping loudly on the table witht he force of his sudden moment. He's got your attentions? Good. And what does he do with it? He smiles, broadly, his lips curling up, and up and away. Contorting to a grimace of sheer satisfaction. "Welcome to the future, gentleman. Let it burn." And this is where he would belt out with one of those famous laughs he is known for... but he just flops back in his chair, looks to Ubu and snaps his fingers. "Bring on the wine, serving boy." The big man bristles. It isn't immediately obvious, but its there. Under barely controlled stillness, its there. Ra's simply gazes at the Joker for a moment or two, letting the outburst subside, before addressing Two-Face's question. "I seek a balance, Two-Face. The world has sufferend unneeded ravage too long. And so I shall enfore that balance, by exterminating one half of Gotham's population, plunging that half into the bowels of the earth. Is that enough information for you, perchance?" A bold statement, but surely enough to grab Harvey's attention, and the Joker's. "A gambit well planned, and a show sure enough to grasp much attention for you as well, Joker." Sipping from his wine, he glances down at the glass, then puts it on to the table, steepling his fingers under his chin. "Much has been said now, more than needed to be for the moment. I shall let you both consider what is soon to come, and make your arrangements. But expect my envoys to contact you soon back in Gotham. And now the bargain has been struck, I expect you both to do your parts without fail, once plans are set and presented. I am one that dislikes dealing with those that renege." Two-Face grins at that. But he says nothing. Joker grins, naturally. And has only too much to say. But, for now he is silent. He grins and grins. Sweet. "Then a toast, to our new found alliance." Ra's stands, Ubu forming a deadly background to his outline, his glass once more in hand and raised high. "To the changing of a world. And the end of the Batman." As if it were a signal, twin darts sing through the air with the toast, taking both guests in the neck once more, instilling their sedatives quickly, even as Ra's downs his drink. "And let all that stand in our way know disaster."