"AND WHAT KIND OF CRACK ARE YOU SMOKING??!??"

NOT BEING HERE LONG, I'VE FOUND THAT TUCSON IS A REALLY FUCKED UP CAMARILLA CITY. I RECENTLY HEARD ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT THAT MAKES MY HEAD SPIN TWO WAYS FROM THURSDAY. REALLY.

NUMERO UNO:
UTHER, NOW SUPPOSEDLY BROTHER STEWART, WAS WORKING WITH THE SABBAT, GOT CAUGHT, SENT TO THE TREMERE'S VERSION OF SING-SING FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, AND COMES BACK WITHOUT SO MUCH AS AN APOLOGY??!? SURE, HIS CLAN WILL FORGIVE HIM FOR ALL THE EVIL, MANIACAL, FUCKED-UP THINGS HE DID HERE, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO LIVE HERE! WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BEING A CAMARILLA CITY?? WHAT HAPPENED TO "DEATH TO THE SABBAT AND ITS HELPERS!"? BACK IN L.A. WE WOULD'VE TORTURED HIS ASS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AS A "EXAMPLE", AND THEN WENT AFTER ALL HIS LITTLE SABBAT BUDDIES!!

NUMERO TWO-O:
STEVEN, OUR ILLUSTRIOUS PRINCE, SENDS HARDSTEAD'S GROUP (SOME KINDA CAMARILLA HIT SQUAD) STRAIGHT INTO AN AMBUSH IN GREEN VALLEY, NOT ONLY WEAKENING THE CITY'S DEFENSES FROM FUTURE SABBAT INVASIONS (NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING, AS I'D LIKE TO KICK SOME SABBAT ASS MYSELF WITHOUT HAVING TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY DOWN TO NOGALES) , BUT ALSO PROBABLY PISSING-OFF HARDSTEAD'S SUPERIORS WITHIN THE CAMARILLA! SOUND SMART? I THINK NOT!

NUMERO THREE-O:
DEVIN, I MEAN, THE GREAT REVEREND LEE, PREACHES ABOUT ANTI-SABBATISM, BUT HASN'T DONE SHIT BESIDES KILLING HIS OWN CHILDE (WHICH MY SOURCES SAY HE NEVER HAD PERMISSION TO MAKE IN THE 1ST PLACE), TO ROOT OUT OUR SABBAT PROBLEM SINCE HE'S "TURNED TO THE GOOD SIDE OF THE FORCE" OR WHATEVER MUMBO-JUMBO, CRACK-SMOKIN' SHIT STEVEN WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT.

NUMERO FOUR-O:
A CERTAIN ELDER, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS (BUT HAS LOTS OF CASH), TOLD ME THAT UTHER KNOWS WHERE ALL THE SABBAT ARE IN TOWN, HAS TOLD STEVEN 'BOUT IT, AN SHIT AIN'T BEEN DONE TO KILL 'EM! SHOULDN'T THIS BE "PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE" SO THAT THE REST OF US DON'T GET AMBUSHED BY THESE SHIT-BAGS AND DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING INTO THE "DARK SIDE". WHAT KIND OF CITY DO WE LIVE IN, WHERE OUR PRINCE AND SHERIFF (WHO SHOULD BE PROTECTING US FROM THOSE PIECE OF SHITS) DON'T TELL US SHIT, AND STILL EXPECT US TO FEEL SAFE??!?

THE UNHAPPY ENDING-
WE ARE BEING USED, ABUSED, AND NOT EVEN BEING GIVEN THE COMMON COURTESY OF A REACH-AROUND, AS OUR ILLUSTRIOUS PRINCE, AND HIS EVIL BACKSTABBING SHERIFF MAKE THEIR OWN LITTLE PLANS FOR "DEALING WITH THE SABBAT", WHILE THE REST OF USE FOLLOW ALONG LIKE SHEE P THAT'VE HAD THEIR PROTECTIVE WOOL SHAVED OFF AND THEIR EYES GORGED OUT, EXPECTING EVERYTHING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY OUR "SHEPHERD".

GET SOME FUCKIN' BRAINS PEOPLE!! SEE THE DICTATOR FOR WHAT HE IS! QUESTION HIS MOTIVES! THINK! BE PRODUCTIVE!! GET OFF THE GOD DAMN FENCE, AND FIGHT FOR YOUR CITY, YOUR BELIEFS, AND YOU VERY UNLIVES!

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Jason Corley -- corleyj@chronic.lpl.arizona.edu