The Book of Bob
Chapter I
In the beginning, there was Bob and Bob was everything. Infinite
Energy and infinite Light confined in a speck. Bob became bored with
being only a speck, even though that speck had infinite energy and
infinite light. At the first moment of time Bob blew his breath and the
Universe was born. As Bob's infinite energy and infinite light spread
about the Universe, some parts began forming space and other parts time.
As time progress and space grew, other parts of Bob began forming vast
clouds of dust and over eons, clouds of dust began forming into galaxies
and clusters. Even more time past and the larger clouds of dust coalesced
into stars and the smaller formed into planets and comets and moons and
dust.
After many more eons, once the stars had begun burning and the
planets spinning. Bob began to get bored once again, so he allowed parts
of himself to form atmosphere and water. He amused himself watching the
planets change with the coming of these new things and how the waters rose
and fell. He noticed how the moons effected the planets and how the stars
effected everything around it. Bob noticed everything because he was
everything and as time passed he changed and became more diverse. The
stars were different from other stars, planets from other planets, solar
systems different from other solar systems.
More time past and Bob noticed other things happening, more
divergence from what had come before. Things began to move in the waters.
Slow and small at first, but changing and growing in size and number. Bob
liked this new development of life so he began to impart tiny specs of his
consciousness into the life. The life grew and changed at a much faster
rate and Bob was pleased for a long time. Then, once again, Bob got
bored. So, one day he grabbed a piece of life from the water and threw it
upon the land and it grew and flourished.
Once upon the land life changed even more and diversified and Bob
was pleased with the progress of Life until he noticed that nothing really
seemed to know what it was doing. Everything from the Galaxies to the
smallest speck of life seemed to follow the plan that he had created at
the beginning of time and he wondered what he could do. He had tried to
give some of his Consciousness to Life but it didn't seem to help much.
Bob decided to try again, only this time he filled the life with much more
of his Consciousness and the first Human was born.
Chapter II
The Reply to a Searcher
What is a Bobite? Good question, it is hard to pin down but, I have
sumarised a few points here. First is the unfailing belief in Bob as
Everything. Second, since you know Bob, he really likes you and will do
things for you. Third, everything is a test by Bob upon the Bobites.
This means that no matter how much shit is thrown at you in a night, it is
alright because it is just Bob testing you and thats fine because, Bob
would never give you a test you couldn't pass. Fourth, Social Status is
more important to Bobites that the average Kindred. Fifth, Bobites,
unlike most kindred, actually like each other so they travel in flocks.
Sixth, Are they truly crazy? Who knows? They do seem awefully lucky and
oblivious at times. Currently there are about a score of Bobites, Most
are scattered across the southern United States though there is a rumor
that a pair of a Bobites just went to Russion to convert Baba Yaga
(because Bob really likes her).
Chapter III
Letter to the Kindred of Tuscon
Greetings Kindred of Tuscon,
My name is Robert Robertson of Clan Toreador and leader of the
Bobites here in Arizona. William of Clan Malkavian and The Hand of Bob,
Clan Brujah and I have just moved to your fair city, at the bequest of
Bob, to spread the word of Bob. Ours is a inclusive religion, all clans
are welcome. If you are interested in what the Bobites can do for you,
contact us at VampStory@aol.com.
We have created a club, of sorts, here in Tuscon called The Techno
House of Bob. It is open to the public Thursday through Saturday from 10
PM until dawn. We also hold Bobite meetings there on Wednesday and Friday
nights. All are welcome.
During our first encounter with the Kindred of Tucson we noticed
that the Kindred here do not seem to fallow the Traditions very much. No
one seems to hold the traditional offices of Prince, Keeper of Elysium, or
Master Harpy. No one seemed to espouse Anarch or Sabbat teachings so, we
wonder what is going on. If the problem is that no one would like to hold
these offices, I or my collages would gladly fill any role that the
Kindred of the City would like us to. In Oneness with Bob, Robert
Robertson
Chapter IV
A Meditation on the Beginning of Time
Begin by relaxing your body and mind as you listen to my voice you will
notice certain sensations occur in your body and you can allow your body
to relax and your mind to become calm also you will notice that your
attention becomes focused on my voice and you can continue to allow your
body to relax as this happens. I would like you to imagine floating out
of your body and looking down on the room that we are in. You can
continue to rise until you are over the building and you can rise even
higher so that you can see Tuscon lying before you in the night. Higher
and higher until your view of the city is obscured by clouds and higher
still you can see the curve of the earth and now the whole of the earth.
You can continue moving until you can see the solar system and go even
further out of our solar system until the sun looks like just another star
in the heavens... Keeping this view I would like you to go back in time,
Now...Imagine time moving back faster and faster....keep going back and
back until the entirety of the universe, the entirety of Bob, is condensed
down into a speck of light. A speck containing infinite light and
infinite energy. Move into the speck of a Universe...become one with Bob
and the light and the energy and notice how this changes you, the inner
you that is always there and form a connection from you to the beginning
of the universe when all matter and all energy was confined to a single
speck.....Allow the connection from the light and the energy to become
even stronger as you become one with the universe. Feel your connection
to Bob grow stronger and stronger, until you can hear him whisper in your
ear the meaning of your life. As you listen to the whisper of Bob you can
continue to allow the connection to grow and strengthen. Now, imagine the
infinite light and infinite energy exploding outward, Hear the sound, Feel
the power and movement, see the Universe expanding and you can watch as
gasses swirl and begin to form into Galaxies and then into solar systems
and then finally stars and planets and comets and all the other things
that Bob saw fit to place in the universe. You can continue moving
forward in time as you watch the changes in the universe and feel the
changes that are occurring in you and you can notice that your connection
with Bob, with the entire universe is still there growing and
strengthening. And when you return to NOW, you can then move back into
the solar system and then back to Earth and then back to Tuscon and
finally, back into this room and your body. And as you return to the here
and now you can begin to wonder how this process has changed your life and
how know that Bob has given you your purpose in life and you can Wonder
what all of this will mean to you as you continue to learn and grow and
become......
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